Yep, I can do this, how hard can it possibly it be?
Judge for yourself. This is the conversation I had earlier with, well, lets just call him M (you KNOW who you are!).
M: How's your evening going - are you having fun with your new phone :)
Me: Not er
M: Lots of swearing today Mrs Mac!!!
M: And random commas?
Me: Lol, bastard phl
Me: Fuck it
M: It's amazing - every swear word is spelt perfectly!!
M: What? - It's like talking to a demented alien!
Me: Haha, I give up! C
M: Don't give up - are you trying to type on a phone type keypad?
M: On a proper qwerty keypad?
Me: Yes fuckin thing
M: You must have very fat fingers to type that badly - turn the phone sideways
Me: ok tg
Me: Fuck off my finbers arent fat
Me: Arse, fongerz
I think that went pretty well really ...............