Tuesday, 24 May 2011

Im not the alien, it's an effing Android!!!

Today I had my arm twisted  decided it was about time I stopped being such a whoose  and started using my 'new' phone (hmmm, that would actually be the one I got for Christmas!).

Yep, I can do this,  how hard can it possibly it be?

Judge for yourself. This is the conversation I had earlier with, well, lets just call him M (you KNOW who you are!).

M: How's your evening going - are you having fun with your new phone :)

Me: Not er

Me: Fuck

M: Lots of swearing today Mrs Mac!!!

Me: ,

M: And random commas?

Me: Lol, bastard phl

Me: Lp

Me: Fuck it

M: It's amazing - every swear word is spelt perfectly!!

Me: Whag

Me: ,

Me: B

Me: N

Me: N

Me: N

M:  What? - It's like talking to a demented alien!

Me: Haha, I give up! C

M: Don't give up - are you trying to type on a phone type keypad?

Me: No

M: On a proper qwerty keypad?

Me: Yes fuckin thing

M: You must have very fat fingers to type that badly - turn the phone sideways

Me: ok tg

Me: Fuck off my finbers arent fat

Me: Finbers

Me: Arse, fongerz

I think that went pretty well really ...............


Gemma @ My Big Nutshell said...

that is GOLD!!!!!

Sarah said...

Ha ha, I am looking forward to many more such conversations Gemma :)

I'm So Fancy said...

ha! ha!

Being Me said...

If I had a dollar for every time I had to blame my fat fingers for my atrocious spelling from my phone.... Very funny!

Catherine said...

proof positive that those damn phones are not as smart as they think they are!

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Mrs Catch said...

You made me laugh. It happens to the best of us!

Life In A Pink Fibro said...

LOL. I don't have a smart phone. Mine is a circa 2003 Nokia. No keyboard, no nothing. I think it's for the best.

Thanks for Rewinding at the Fibro.

Itsme. said...

Dropped in from the Fibro and got a good laugh! TG ;)

Sarah said...

In retrospect it was a funny conversation but SOOO frustrating at the time!!! I think the phone probably IS pretty smart, it's me that isn't :) I do kind of miss my old Samsung with buttons to push but slowly, slowly, I'm getting the hang of this one. Still sending quite a lot of gibberish to some very confused people though.

Holly Hollyson @ Full of Beans and Sausages said...

Meh - I am the same with my iphone. I have a friend who always tells me that she gets annoyed by spelling errors in text messages. I get particular pleasure in my text errors to her!

Sarah said...

I find mine are mostly auto correct related these days - fecking instead of decking, arse instead of ask - that kind of ting ... Apparently my auto correct is based on the words I most commonly use ...