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Saturday, 23 February 2013

Happy Birthday Son - I Burnt You Some Cockcakes




You know, I'm struggling to know what to say about this .....

Today Big D turns 29 and if that wasn't enough to freak me out I seem to have made him cakes with cocks (my apologies to those readers with sensitive natures).

I'm sure I read a blog post sometime last year where someone managed to do the same thing (could have been Mrs Woog).  They were pretty impressive I'd I wondered how she did it.

I still don't know but if we worked it out I'm certain there must be a market out there for them ...

These cakes are supposed to be lemon drizzle and the irony of the recipe telling me to 'prick' them all over while they are still warm (so the drizzle soaks in) is not lost on me ...

Should I give them to him as they are?  Chop the added appendages off and give them to him separately ...

 'Hi son, I also baked you a little batch of penises' ...

Make a summer fruit and cock trifle from them?

I am tempted to ice them, put them in a tin and take them along for the pensioners bingo as an apology for not being there tonight ...

Any thoughts?  Ever made cockcakes yourself and if so, how did you eat yours???



8 comments:

joeh said...

The only problem is your mind wonders to porn territory. I see a left handed comma.

It could be a small but happy cock...no I see a left handed comma!

Lou said...

I see a thumbs up...Just how filthy is your mind?

(OK I admit it I saw the picture before I read the post and asked myself "why has Sarah made willy cake?" - I have a filthy mind too)

I'm off to go and do some pumping at the Fire Dept - make of that what you will....lol

Have a great day
and Happy Birthday Big D.

Love & Hugs
xxx

Kelloggs Ville said...

Looks like a nice bite size. Can't be doing with anything too big to nosh on!

Kelloggs Ville said...

Ps happy birthday Big D :)

Nita Davis said...

I suggest no chopping, otherwise you may become the Lorena Bobbit of baking.
Just wrap them up and tell your son they are comma cakes and see if he believes you. :D
Happy Birthday Big D

Sarah said...

Well yes Joe, obviously a left handed comma was my 2nd thought .... ;)

You know it Lou ;) - I could make quite a lot of your pumping at the fire dept... but I wont :)

Lol K, I'm pretty sure you are as insatiable as me (when it comes to cake of course!).

I was torn Nita - I couldn't bring myself to chop them off - it just seemed so wrong! Big D and I solved the problem by eating the 'comma cakes' and letting him take home the ones that escaped the morphing stage. It's one thing to offer your son a cockcake but quite another to ask him to share them with his fiance I think ;)

SarahMac said...

What the hell? You have a 29 year old son? But you look...29! Am I confused? Help.

Sarah said...

Lol Sarah - I'm liking you more and more!