It's almost Halloween so, Karen over at Baking in a Tornado had this
Along with some other (I suspect far more talented) bloggers I thought I'd give it a go.
If you've been around Fudge for long you will have seen that I have somewhat of a love for the old poetry lark. I'm rather more enthusiastic than talented though as a quick look back at my previous attempts proved with this one that I wrote the day I discovered I was wearing my dress INSIDE OUT in town and this one after I accidently baked my son cock cakes for his Birthday. Oh, and THIS one when all my appliances ganged up on me and finally - this one about bingo and big boobs ...
Anyway, I think it's fair to say that my poetry pretty much sucks BUT I DON'T CARE and I carry on writing it anyway.
It's not quite as bad as Miss Macs pumpkin carving though as I think this photo proves ...
And this is why she isn't allowed to do it anymore ... |
So, with no more ado - I give you:
Nothing To Fear Here
There's a night in October called All Hallows Eve
when the ghosts and the ghouls come to play
They dance and they prance and they cackle with glee
all with a faint whiff of decay
Spooks, apparitions and phantoms roam free
Ghosts, wraiths, bats and goblins abound
The churchyard becomes a no-go zone
As they claim it as their stomping ground
Jack-O-Lanterns burn on the windowsill bright
To ward off the evil spectre
While inside I huddle (the covers pulled high)
On speed dial the local Rector
It isn't the witches and wizards I fear
(Though they do play a part in my thoughts)
Or even the touch of those cold, bony hands
It's the fact that they're covered in WARTS!
I mean, come on witches, ghoulies and ghosts
Take a seat, have a cheeky Sambuca
It's a medical ailment and easily cured
Just apply a little Bazuka!
Don't forget to check out the other entries by clicking on the links below!
Blogger and Blog: Karen of Baking In A Tornado
Name of Poem: Stubble, Rubble, Boil and Bubble
Link: http://
Blogger and Blog: Lydia of Cluttered Genius
Name of Poem: A (Parenting) Halloween Poem
Link: http://
Blogger and Blog: Sarah of The Momisodes
Name of Poem:
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Blogger and Blog: Dawn of Spatulas on Parade
Name of Poem: Ghost, Gobblins and Dessert OH MY
Link: http://
Blogger and Blog: Robin of Someone Else's Genius
Name of Poem: It Could Happen - A Poem
Link: http://
Blogger and Blog: Tamara of Confessions of a part-time working mom
Name of Poem: Of Springboks and Ghouls
Link: http://
Blogger and Blog: Sarah of People Don't Eat Enough Fudge
Name of Poem: Nothing To Fear Here
Link: http://
Blogger and Blog: Candice of Measurements of Merriment
Name of Poem: Witches & Vampires
Link: http://
Blogger and Blog: Jules of The Bergham Chronicles
Name of Poem: Spooktacular Poetry
Link: http://
Blogger and Blog: Jenn of Sparkly Poetic Weirdo
Name of Poem: The Maddening Mask
Link: http://sparklyjenn.blogspot.com/.../the-maddening-mask.html
Blogger and Blog: Steena of The Angrivated Mom
Name of Poem: Cursed By The Devil's Kiss
Link: https://
Blogger and Blog: Anna-May of Silence of the Mom
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9 comments:
Hahaha, you turned it into a commercial!
Happy Halloween!
Love the comical twist at the end. SPOOKtacular Halloween Poem.
Your poetry does not suck, making me laugh is a success in my book.
Which, by the way, Miss Mac's pumpkin did a good job of as well!
Oh my goodness this had me chuckling! Too cute! :)
I think the roses from my poem could use the bazuka! LOL
I was sweating that one out, afraid a FOOT might make an appearance. Warts aren't quite as bad. At first glance, I thought that pumpkin was the cake you made for your son.
Love the twist! Gotta have the Bazuka! :)
Hehe. Love the way you add the product! always good for foreign readers. I thought your daughters pumpkin said LOLY at first! Wicked creature! ;) x
And THAT is why I spell my Liliahna'a nickname LILIE!!!! Bahahahaha!
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