So today we are freestyling over at The Lounge with Slapdash Mama the only stipulation is that you use the word bacon in your post - well, thats me done then ;-)
Seriously though, normally Id be like a pig in muck, positively revelling in pithy porcine prose but to be honest, Im more just in the shit!
Bloody tinternet STILL isnt working at home and I am blogging from my phone people!!!
I may or may not have spell check. I may or may not be able to publish this. It'll be a bloody miricle if I can link it to either the Fudge FB page OR The Lounge but I am nothing if not game (which BACON is not incidently).
I have SO much to tell you but Im fairly sure that Im going to spend an hour typing all this just for it to disappear without a trace so Im just going to give you a few highlights.
* No internet = spotless house and immaculate garden.
* Items found under Miss Macs bed = 7 empty water bottles, 12 used makeup wipes, 1 very dusty malteaser ( brifely considered eating it) and 27p which I am keeping!
* whilst I maintain that anyone CAN where leggings Im not sure anyone SHOULD with a crop top and heels (but I shall refrain from telling the girl Im looking at).
* I have NO room to judge having apparently bought myself a tabbard in mistake for a dress
* I love bacon almost as much ( but not quite) as I hate blogging from my phone!!
I will return with a proper post at some point - bear with me ...