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Wednesday, 22 February 2012

Share, Because I Care ...

Rewinding at the Fibro.

Allison's really hit the jackpot this week with the rewind theme being lessons.

I am a veritable (self confessed) expert in SO many area that it was actually quite hard to choose a post!

After much cogitation I decided to share my relationship counselling expertise with you all.

I'm sure you will find it very insightful and, don't forget, if YOU need any help with a tricky relationship matter, just ask, I'm here for you.

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Do you know, I think I may become a relationship counsellor.

I've decided that I'm pretty good at giving advice (dare I say, even an expert;).

Of course, I have my own experiences to draw on and, (after the fact), I know exactly where I've been going wrong.

I bet you expect me to tell you now don't you?

Well, I'm not going to.

This is MY gig and I'm not having all of you jumping on the band waggon.  It takes more than a few stolen insights to become a relationship counsellor you know!

I've been giving some great advice lately.

Before Christmas I told a friend that he should really talk to his wife and not be tempted by a local Jezebel.

I said he should rediscover his passion ....

So he did (with the local Jezebel!).

She then had a wobble and ended it which I said was a GOOD thing, now he could talk to his wife and rediscover the passion ....

So he left his wife and started a long distance romance.

Meanwhile the local Jezebel is expressing an interest again and he is torn about where and with whom he should be rediscovering his passion ....

So I told him he was a tart.

As a starting point I think I'm doing pretty well so far don't you?

More to come (possibly) and, if you are in need of a little advice well ....

I'm here for you :)

10 comments:

Kimmie said...

hehehe great post!

danneromero said...

oh, you are good. if ever i need advice, you shall be the first one i write to. thanks. LOL

ps. i do want to hear the outcome of all this guy's trails and tribulations...

Lou said...

Fab post Sarah - you obviously have a knack for this kind of thing and I think it could be a real money spinner for you.

Don't forget to keep us all updated now you've started...lol

Lou :-)

Kelloggsville said...

Men, they just wouldn't recognise good advice even if it was wrapped in a wet fish and they were slapped with it. Actually I consider you a mere amateur counsellor until you start using wet fish.

The Rambling Pages said...

Very funny! Men are so stupid! If you had slapped him round the face with your advice he wouldn't of paid any attention but I'm gald he didnt as it made a great blog post!

Sarah Mac said...

Thanks Kimmie :)

Assuming he doesn't actually read this post and stop speaking to me then I'm sure you will Danneromero :)

I think so too Lou, it's kind of a calling isn't it, too strong to be denied ...

Dammit K, Tools of the Trade was my NEXT post!

Ah, the stupidity of men RP - the reason I am single and they, I have no doubt, spend their days reflecting upon their stupidity. (and, if they don't, then obviously they must be stupid right? ;)

Emily said...

Definitely zen - laughter's zen, right?! Visiting from the Rewind.

Janelle said...

You're so wise Sarah! Hahaha...
Visiting via Weekend Rewind

MultipleMum said...

Oh dear :-( It could be a happy ending? Certainly the wife is better off without him by the sounds. I laughed,as always, with your posts. It is hard to worry when you are laughing so I call that Zen. Thanks for Rewinding x

allison tait said...

Goodness! I think his wife wins! Thanks for Rewinding.