Well, I struggled a bit at first - I seriously couldn't think of anything to rant about so I took a quick look through some past posts to see if I had anything that fitted the bill.
I found this and I remembered my frustration when I first started using my new phone. I could barely get the bloody thing to switch on let alone DO anything with it.
This is a transcript of the very first text conversation I had on my Android:
I Am Not The Alien - It's An Effing Android!!!
Today I
Yep, I can do this, how hard can it possibly it be?
Judge for yourself. This is the conversation I had earlier with, well, lets just call him M (you KNOW who you are!).
M: How's your evening going - are you having fun with your new phone :)
Me: Not er
Me: Fuck
M: Lots of swearing today Mrs Mac!!!
Me: ,
M: And random commas?
Me: Lol, bastard phl
Me: Lp
Me: Fuck it
M: It's amazing - every swear word is spelt perfectly!!
Me: Whag
Me: ,
Me: B
Me: N
Me: N
Me: N
M: What? - It's like talking to a demented alien!
Me: Haha, I give up! C
M: Don't give up - are you trying to type on a phone type keypad?
Me: No
M: On a proper qwerty keypad?
Me: Yes fuckin thing
M: You must have very fat fingers to type that badly - turn the phone sideways
Me: ok tg
Me: Fuck off my finbers arent fat
Me: Finbers
Me: Arse, fongerz
I think that went pretty well really ...............
6 comments:
I have heaps of problems with my finbers too. ALL the time. Often I leave my autocorrects these days cos they turn out more amusing to me than my originally intended words. Be the alien. Embrace her.
I will Kim - I do!!! ;-)
I have that problem too! I am a one finger typist on the phone as well. I just leave the spelling errors now - people need to keep up with the phone/pad vocab.
I see these people frantically texting with their thumbs Robomum and I have NO idea how they do it!!! I like the spell check on my phone, it changes 'decking' to 'fecking' and inserts 'tits' every time I type an x - no idea why ;-)
Baahaha fongerz! I'm not too bad on my iPhone but I turn into a similarly retarded alien on the odd occasions I have to use my partner's phone. Which is an Android...
Coincidence? I think not ;)
I still have a crappy old Nokia. If I ever get tsomething new, I'll probably never work it out anway, as I'm a hopeless technophobe.
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