So yesterday Sam commented on my post and said she thought she might have been shopping at the wrong Supermarkets.
Well, it got me thinking ... I've written quite a few posts about my shopping experiences. From the perils of buying control pants to the scourge of the self checkout and a few in between.
So anyway, I thought, why not re-post them (partly because my camera on my pone has completely given up the ghost now so until I get a new one I can't show you my complete bathroom - yes, I said COMPLETE!!!).
I am a bit of a liability when it comes to shopping, I can't really deny it and I'm very pleased to say that I seem to have passed this talent on to my daughter.
See for yourself ...
Wookiees and Watches
Do you get sucked in???
I DO ...
So one of my 'friends' did one about how many children were you meant to have and I gave it a go.
I got 15!!!
FIFTEEN for god's sake - I practically FELT my uterus wince!
I moved on pretty quickly to 'What Kind Of Alien Are You?' because frankly, that seemed less scary and guess what I got??
You’re cool and unpretentious, and extremely loyal to your friends and family. You have a lot of talents, and you’re generally a helpful person to have around.
I mean, HOW DID THEY KNOW???
Seriously, I've written many MANY post about how helpful I am, I even titled one 'Sarah Helps Out' and then there was this one 'Helpful (Oh Yes I Am)' and, as you know, there are LOADS of other examples on this blog of just how helpful I am!
(obviously I am FAR too unpretentious to link to them though ....)
And then check THIS out and tell me those FB quizzes don't know what they are talking about!
I went into Boots the other day with Miss Mac as she wanted some photos from her phone printed out to go in the year book she is putting together as a reminder of her school days.
Standing at the counter waiting to be served I glanced over at the next till where a very young lad, tall and skinny, was serving someone.
I nudged Miss Mac and whispered:
'Have you SEEN the size of his watch?'
(It was HUGE - like about 3" across and it looked even bigger on his skinny wrist).
Miss Mac looked a little startled and frowned at me.
'Look' I said, 'it's MASSIVE - why would you want one that big?'.
She continued to look puzzled and, to be honest, just a little scared.
'L O O K A T I T' I insisted - I've never seen one that big before - just LOOK at it!'
She shrugged and leaned over the counter and stared at his nether regions.
'What are you DOING' I hissed pulling her back.
'I'm looking at his cro ....
'WATCH - I told you to look at his WATCH!!!'