THINGS happen, in everyday life, things happen. I know they dont just happen to me. I have a theory .........
Friday, 1 April 2011
Today in my garden
I found a rather large pair of MS control pants, Im thinking, they're not mine!
My dilemma was, what to do with them?
Should I flip them over the fence and pass them down the line or, should I conduct a house to house enquiry???
My dog, who is very sensitive and wary of all things nylon solved the dilemma for me by peeing on them.
We both sat and looked at the offending garment for a while and eventually I decided they must be disposed of.
Not overly keen on handling voluminous undergarments at the best of times I carefully picked them up with the bbq tongs. Just to tease Gus (the dog) a little, I waved them about a bit (if only Id remembered he had peed on them BEFORE doing that!) and disposed of them in the bin.
Now I am faced with a new dilemma, Should I replace the bbq tongs now that Ive told you all or, shall I just wave aside the sausages in the summer and pretend to be on a diet??