Friday, 24 April 2015

Funny Friday

Funny Friday, April 2015

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

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Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by he Bergham’s Life Chronicles     http://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com/

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1. It was always the fungi that got to complain about there not being mushroom though Gourdy resentfully - nobody seemed to care that he was REALLY squashed!

2. Q. What's the difference between a squash and an earthworm?  
A. Most children will at some point in their lives at least attempt to eat an earthworm.

3. Gourdy thought he'd done a pretty good job at blending in not realising that what she'd ACTUALLY said was that she wanted to blend HIM!

4. Q. What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to it's diameter?
A. Pumpkin Pi (I confess to having pinched that one!)

5. The very best thing about Halloween thought Gourdy is that suddenly all the cobwebs in your house become decorations!

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Baking In A Tornado (http://www.BakingInATornado.com)
Someone Else’s Genius (http://www.someoneelsesgenius.com)
Confessions of a part-time working mom (http://thethreegerbers.blogspot.ch/)
The Momisodes (http://themomisodes.com)
Sanity Waiting to Happen (http://www.angelaweight.com)
Juicebox Confession  (http://www.JuiceboxConfession.com)
Stacy Sews and Schools (http://stacysewsandschools.blogspot.com)
People Don’t Eat Enough Fudge (http://peopledonteatenoughfudge.blogspot.co.uk)
The Bergham’s Life Chronicles (http://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com/)
Measurements of Merriment (http://measurementsofmerriment.blogspot.com)


Angela Weight said...

These are GREAT!!!! Love the Pumpkin Pi one and the "blend Him" one. I knew you'd come up with something clever.

Tamara Gerber said...

Ouch on blending HIM! Love the Pumpkin Pi, don't care where you got it from :-)

Candice's Measurements of Merriment said...

These are great! Love the Pumpkin Pi and the earthworm one. Happy Friday!

Sarah said...

Bless you Angela - I feel cleverer just reading that comment ;-)

I love it too Tamara - it was too good not to use.

It's true about the worms though isn't it Candice!

Michele Marriott said...

Love the earthworm joke. It's true!!
I need to save the pumpkin Pi joke for next Halloween :)
Enjoy your weekend!

Karen @Baking In A Tornado said...

The squash and earthworm one is hysterical, probably because it's also true!

Jules B said...

Hilarious! Thank you for the laughs! I hope your weekend is lovely!

Robin Allen said...

Yay! Another squash reference!

And not one, but TWO bad jokes? Those are my favorite. I love a funny bad joke!

StacySews andSchools said...

#1 is absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

Dawn Bedingfield said...

cobwebs and decorations, pure genius

Sarah said...

The earthworm one really IS true isn't it Michele!

Ha ha, yep, it is Karen ;-)

Thanks Jules, I hope your is too!

Terrible jokes Robin but they make me laugh.

Thanks Stacy, I pinched the fungi reference from another joke.

Lol Dawn, it's true though isn't it ;-)