Day 6 NaBloPoMo
No, your eyes do not deceive you.
Apologies but this is a rewind - I wrote this post back in May and it does contain some strong language (totally justified I think!) so I hope it doesn't offend.
I know this is cheating a little but this bit's all original, honest!
I've just had a bit of a crap day and it's now oooh, 4:28am yippee!
I have no inspiration and all I'm writing is drivel that you really don't want to read (take my word for it, you really don't. I was banging on about how I suspect my life might be some kind of sick re-run of the Trueman show!!)
This post still makes me chuckle and brings back fond memories (both of which I am in dire need of right now!) so I thought you might like me to share it.
Tomorrow the promised 'living with insomnia' (well at least it doesn't leave the bloody toilet seat up!)
I had the following text conversation with a friend the first day I started using my brand new (had it for Christmas really, too scared to use it) Android phone:
M: How's your evening going - are you having fun with your new phone :)
Me: Not er
M: Lots of swearing today Mrs Mac!!!
M: And random commas?
Me: Lol, bastard phl
Me: Fuck it
M: It's amazing - every swear word is spelt perfectly!!
M: What? - It's like talking to a demented alien!
Me: Haha, I give up! C
M: Don't give up - are you trying to type on a phone type keypad?
M: On a proper qwerty keypad?
Me: Yes fuckin thing
M: You must have very fat fingers to type that badly - turn the phone sideways
Me: ok tg
Me: Fuck off my finbers arent fat
Me: Arse, fongerz
nb. a couple of months later M was rechristened SA (Smart Arse) I think it rather suits him ;)